The Original Since 2009
I was born a meme.
Now I'm a critic.
As a newborn, my photo went viral — except they replaced me with a pizza slice. Honestly? Iconic. Now I review the food that replaced me.
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The Lore
The origin story is wild.
In 2009, a photo of me as a newborn went viral — except the internet swapped me out for a pizza slice. My parents thought it was hilarious. I grew up thinking it was my destiny. Turns out, they were right.
Before the pizza replaced me. 🍕
Est. 2009
VIRAL
On My Radar
NYC Pizza Week
October 7–13, 2026
📍 New York, NY
Austin City Limits Music Festival
October 3–5 & 10–12, 2026
📍 Zilker Park, Austin, TX
Austin Food & Wine Festival
October 24–26, 2026
📍 Austin, TX
Chicago Pizza Crawl
November 2, 2026
📍 Chicago, IL
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